20 September 2007

Pass the cheese please .........

Up until last Friday, August 14th, I thought the worst piece of crap I'd ever seen on TV was that never-ending cheesy soap opera provided to our local viewers courtesy of Bart Durham; then I saw the debut of FOX's "Nashville", a supposed reality show with not one whit of reality.

30 August 2007

Weird is as weird does .........

So billionaire luxury-hotel magnate Leona Helmsley left $12 million in her will to her dog, a tiny white Maltese named "Trouble."

What's even weirder to me and perhaps a bit ironic is that the dog is now worth more than Michael Vick!!

10 February 2007

Okay, Okay, I admit it ...........

I figure that if Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt (who the hell is this guy, wasn't he the Duchy of Grand Fenwick in that Peter Sellers movie "The Mouse That Roared"?) can lay claim to fathering Anna Nicole's daughter, then so can I.

I admit it, I admit it........and I'll gladly take care of her (and her inheritance) in my retirement!!!

09 February 2007

Dirty diapers .........

Concerning the non-rocket scientist astronaut lady who embarked on a 900 mile journey from Houston, Texas to Florida, armed with a BB gun, mallet, rope and wearing a diaper (so she wouldn't have to stop); I have one question. What the hell kind of car was she driving that logged up 900 miles on a single tank of gasoline?

16 October 2006

"Black Betty".......

I always loved this song written by Hudie "Leadbelly" Ledbetter and made famous by Ram Jam. Now the Australian group Spiderbait takes a turn with their own interpretation.

Being a Cubs fan is not an easy task....

Alas, it is October once again and the Cubbies are at their respective homes watching the playoffs on TV. Here are some of the major events that have happened in the world since the Chicago Cubs last laid claim to a World Series Championship:

1. Radio was invented; Cubs fans got to hear their team lose for the first time.

2. TV was invented; Cubs fans got to see their team lose for the first time.

3. Baseball added 14 teams; Cubs fans get to see and hear their team lose to more clubs.

4. George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays.

5. Haley's comet passed Earth twice.

6. Harry Caray was born....and died. Incredible, but true.

7. The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league.

8. Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cubs pitchers.

9. Sixteen U.S. presidents were elected.

10. There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution.

11. Prohibition was created and repealed.

12. The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered and became the subject of major motion pictures; the latest giving Cubs fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top.

13. Wrigley Field was built and becomes the oldest park in the National League.

14. Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field's roof to hold all of the team's future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down.

15. A combination of 40 Summer and Winter Olympics have been held.

16. Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; several thanked Cubs pitchers.

17. Bell-bottoms came in style, went out of style and came back in.

18. The Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox and the Florida Marlins have all won the World Series.

19. The Cubs played 14,153 regular-season games; they lost the majority of them.

20. Alaska, Hawaii, Arizona, Oklahoma and New Mexico were added to the Union.

12 September 2006

Don't drink and make signs.....

07 September 2006

Because everyone else is doing it..............

So, I've joined the 21st Century fad of blogging.