Okay, Okay, I admit it ...........

I figure that if Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt (who the hell is this guy, wasn't he the Duchy of Grand Fenwick in that Peter Sellers movie "The Mouse That Roared"?) can lay claim to fathering Anna Nicole's daughter, then so can I.

I admit it, I admit it........and I'll gladly take care of her (and her inheritance) in my retirement!!!

Dirty diapers .........

Concerning the non-rocket scientist astronaut lady who embarked on a 900 mile journey from Houston, Texas to Florida, armed with a BB gun, mallet, rope and wearing a diaper (so she wouldn't have to stop); I have one question. What the hell kind of car was she driving that logged up 900 miles on a single tank of gasoline?